@3 days ago with 80264 notes
I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA
ok that’s weird, but did they leave you a frying pan….?
ok I don’t wanna be rude but I’ve gotten this message several times so let me make something clear- I’m not allowed to use the stove at my house. I’m literally only allowed to use the microwave because I have a really bad tendency to start house fires and it’s kinda bad and I’ve almost killed my family several times
Three weeks without scrolling past the first page of Tumblr and THIS IS WHAT I FIND?!
@2 weeks ago with 58 notes
Dave Green is a deep sea diver and high altitude rock climber. The Green brothers threw him out for being too extreme.
@3 weeks ago with 5673 notes
Dave Green is a financial planner who lives in Dayton, Ohio. His wife, Paula, and him have two kids — Sophia and Harrison. And he has a scar on his left cheek from when he fell off a swing at the age of five. His favorite food is a pulled-pork sandwich, and he has a high degree of respect for Anderson Cooper