literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(via brandnewancientbluebox)

theravensbluediadem:

You don’t go into theatre for fame.
You don’t go into theatre for fortune.
You don’t go into theatre for anything but a deep love of it.
Like you’d be missing something if you didn’t have theatre in your life.

(via oxcident)

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(via the-angry-agender)