The Gordo Effect:
perpetualserendipity: The subconscious attraction to young men with dark curly hair, exhibited by maturing fans of Lizzie Mcguire. Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Exhibit C: It’s all beginning to come together …Except that my reaction to Gordo’s hair was always, “Ohey, that looks like my dad’s hair.” Let’s play the game where we don’t explore...
no glee = no motivation.
amanda: TANGLED! I love tangled. ... I am completely in love with Flynn Rider. ...Even though he is a fictional character that someone just made up...
me: It's cool I'm in love with Aladdin.
Today I bought pink shoes,
katsaysmiaow: just because I could. And now I have no idea what to do with them, LOL. I guess they’ll languish in their box for a while, oops. What did you do with these pink shoes, by the way?
peanut butter and jelly i love you to no end. never leave my life. kthanks.
emotional capacity of a teaspoon.
a general summary.
Mrs. G: GUYSSSS LET'S GO HOME NOW!
Amanda & Me: Noooooo, we have to ship this today! We're late!
Mrs. G: OKAY LET'S GO HOME NOW!
Amanda & Me: Nooooooooo!
Mrs. G: Yay! Now we get to go home and sleep.
Amanda & Me: ... Haha what is sleep?
vomitedfeelings replied to your photo was that from an american girl magazine? YES. =D
hi i just got home from yearbook.
me: *lalala worrying about college/future*
dad: ...*sigh* youth is wasted on the wrong people.
me: ...what? what am i supposed to be doing with my youth?
dad: i just mean, you know, you and your friends worry too much about stuff you shouldn't have to worry about this much. you should be worrying a little bit, but..
me: ...you avoided my question. what am i ~supposed~ to be doing with my youth? what ~should~ i be worrying about?
dad: i dunno, driving... getting a boyfriend...
guess whose hair has a twitter. guess. guess. imean of course it does.
7. Why are iggy’s neutrogena eye makeup remover pads STILL on my bookshelf from august?
moving makes you ask yourself important,...
like… 1. Why the hell do I own so many beauty products that I don’t even use on a regular basis? 2. When did I ever think this stuffed animal was cute and what was I on? 3. What, exactly, was the appeal of Bratz dolls? They all look like they’re ready to either a) kill you or b) do you. <— Was I bicurious at one point? 4. How come my books take up less box space...
okay this is tiring and annoying and cardboard doesn’t excite me anymore D:
dzumeister asked: what's your favorite flavor of whatever? or second favorite? or third?
when my dad's like, "want a grilled cheese? i'll...
miseration: WHAT PART OF VEGETARIAN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND I happened to be lucky and the cousin with the big mouth was vegetarian first, so everyone gets it and I don’t seem like as much of a snob.
boxes boxes everywhere.
mom: So, uh, what do they do at these purity balls?
dad: Well, they're designed for father-daughter bonding. First there's a chastity oath, and then there's the exchange of promise rings, and then we do a few chastity prayers.
mom: Oh. So do they have these kinds of things for young men?
dad: No, why would they?
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
chudleycannon: “Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
today someone thought i was an austrian exchange...
“oh look it’s one of the Australians!” “they’re Austrian!”
J.K. Rowling's Deleted Harry Potter Character
okayokaynomayo: Reblogging this for SareSare. <3 YOU’RE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF ROWLING. ><
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING. 1 MINUTE AGO: eating an apple. 1 HOUR AGO: coming home. 1 WEEK AGO: yearbooking as fast as a i could. 1 YEAR AGO: i was at kim/rafiki’s house. ^ I am so obsessive with my planner that I actually have this information.